The Written Journey of The MaS ... To Stay On Land Or Risk Falling Trying to Fly ?!?!

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Ahh End of Assignments, Beginning of Winter, and Constant Racism ....

I am sooo blessed to have such great assignment partners for CLD I tell you! Hahaha, I am also blessed to have such good friends back in Malaysia. Too bad 2 of them are sick, of of those sick ones is stuck in hospital due to dengue, but seems to be enjoying her stay with some Starbucks food she got from her dear friend. GET WELL !!!! But too bad she could have more time to get well if she had taken my advice of just doing a blood test straight away when her doctor suspected she may have contracted dengue. But it is all in the pass, so GET WELL SOON SZE CHING! Owh by the way, Diyana, you also rest and get well ya! Hehehehe. Thanks to my groupmates, Fida and Suzanne, they have pretty much did quite alot of work on my behalf, I feel guilty, but I also feel relieved as I didn't know any shit about the assignment and what the hell I was suppose to do for my bloody assignment I tell you!~!! But thanks mostly to Suzanne (I am guessing here), as she did most of the work. HIP HIP HOOOOORAAAAYYYYYY for Suzanne! That would be the end of the CLD assignment!

Apparently, in Australian calender, the starting of June is the start of winter. Just in the nick of time isn't it? Its the end of May, soooo im guessing its winter time!!!!! But already started to feel the effect of winter since quite some time ago. The winds, the cold, aren't they the signs of the winter that was about to come. Hahaha indeed the winter time has begun! How I wish I didn't have to sit for the exams. Bloody exams! Owh talking about the exams, the 1st exam is in the morning, and nowadays I have been facing difficulty in waking up in the bloody morning due to the uncontrollable cold morning! Its so god damn cold, the cold blooded me could not warm up enough to wake up to the call of the alarm. This is a very bad thing I must say!!! I NEED TO WAKE UP WHEN THE ALARM GOES IN THE BLOODY COLD MORNING!!!! So I am gonna warm up my room further to ensure that I would be warm enough to wake up in the morning. Will be experimenting over this few days to come. The days that I am in my own room that is. If I do not go over to Sue's. But I think it might be un-wise for me to stay over at her place, with her being on the more explosive mood with the exams around the corner. I don't wanna end up as the punching bag *hint**hint*. Anywayz, it is time for exams and time for winter! Cold and exams doesn't go along very well I tell you that!

Racism is boiling in my blood. Did that come out wrong? I think so. Well I am just pointing out I am a total racist! In my own bloody mind I am telling you. I am bloody religionist as well. Bloody muslims are all over the uni. Whether they are black, arabic, or whatever, they pakai tudung and all those shit! FUCKING ANNOYING WEI!!!! They talk in the bloody library (more of discussion area) about arab, halal, haram, and what ever shit! And they don't bloody silent their phone. THOSE GOD DAM FUCKED UP ARABIC AND BLACK MUSLIMS!!!! Their phone with their arabic ring tone would go off, and it is bloody annoying me!!! TO THE ULTIMATE MAXIMUM ANNOYANCE! Dare not tell them off, because it is a bunch of them and sometimes with a guy or two. BLOODY HARAM MOFO!!!! Haihz, why am I so god dam racist and religionist..... Other than those ANNOYING MUSLIMS, well we have the next annoyance, the CHINA STUDENTS! Ohhh these are another bunch of annoying fuckers to me la! Some are okay, but there are some with their, china MAN look (I am pointing at the guys). Owhhh such an annoying face! And the constant chattering in their beloved mother tongue Mandarin is really pissing me off. I don't really know why wei. Ever since I got here, my racist problem is getting worse. And to top it all off, the worse of the whole entire batch would be the indians/pakistani/bangladeshi or whoever they are la. In general terms, they are bloody mother fucking indians la. Some of them I am okay with, BUT, there are a number of them who really pisses me off to the core. IT IS THEIR FACE, THEIR ATTITUDE, AND THEIR ARROGANCE OF THINKING THEY ARE A GROUP OF THEM THEY CAN BLOODY MAKE A HUGE MESS AND MAKE FUCKING ALOT OF MOTHER FUCKING NOISE IN THE LIBRARY!!!! Not forgetting some indians I see on the streets. There would be a group of them of a minimum of three. 1 of them would be the leader of the group and the rest would be like following him like his pet dogs. Annoying I tell ya annoying !!!

But I don't really have any issues with the angmohs here. No prob with the viets. The africans, well some of them, have some pretty annoying face, but they arent too bad. Though the africans may seem uglier than the arabs/muslims, they are not on my racist list just yet. RACISM RUNS THROUGH MY VEINS..... LET THERE BE HELL AND FURY UNLEASHED UPON THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS WHO I HATE SO BADLY!!!!

Thank you very much to reading this sadistically racist post. Goodnight!

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posted by Elwyn at 6:03 AM | 4 comments

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

BlooD BlooD !!!

Wooohoooooo, it is the 2nd time that I had a nosebleed here in Aussie. The first time would be when I just got here. The weather was hot and my hands were very itchy and just had to dig my filthy nose. Yes I know this is a bad habit of mine which I continue to do despite having multiple nosebleeds back in Malaysia. But this nosebleed of mine only happens to my right nostril. I think there should be a scaring of the multiple bleeding that happened before. Well, it seems that I recently had a nosebleed, and it seems to be the worse that I ever had so far. bleeding none stop more almost an hour. Notice I said almost, well you see, I didn't really count as to how long it was bleeding, but I kinda realize it kinda stopped when after I had a nose cooling. Where i breath in cold water through my nose to make sure that the blood wont flow as much. I previously tried to cool it off using some cold things I got in my fridge, which includes an empty glass bottle (where I store my cold water) and a bottle of mayonnaise. It was then I realize I needed to take a piss, so might as well go to the sink and cool my nose off with the cold water from the tap. Unlike the strong flow of the water, my blood dripped as furious as it could before I could get a tissue to stuff it up my nose like the picture belows depicts.

Those are the bloodstain that was on my floor. WAS on my floor before I cleaned it as it was already hardening. After a short clean up at the toilet, it was back to work for me, as I have an assignment due. MUST DO! Then only can pass ma! Not long after I had this uncomfortable feeling behind my throat and I forced myself to spit it out, or I should rather say, cough it out. Came out blood!!!!! I was coughing out blood.... look look! ! !

Yes it looks damn disgusting and stuff, and its all watery and stuff. That is because I coughed it out, not bleed it out. As it soo happened, I was hoping that the bleeding would stop when I lied down, but instead i started to drink the blood, and it could not go down all the way into the stomach as a result it was stuck at the back of my throat. So I just had to coughed it out. Hehehehe. And of course there will always be the aftermath of the blood war. Tons of tissue filled with hard evidence of blood leading to the murder of my right nostril. The blood was intense, but I was calm about it, and began to laugh. If life throws this kind of shit, take it calmly as possible, and things will slowly solve itself with a little helping hand from here and there of course. SOOOOO take that shit and dump it away like how I dumped all those evidence into my rubbish bin and yet left it there for the police to find it. Hehehehehe.

With that bunch of of blood laden tissue, I think all of you would think twice before digging your nose, BUT not me, as it is a natural thing for me !!! Hip Hip Hooray for the disgusting author!

Note: I remembered I had to change something to it, but the internet was soooo slow, by the time I got in to edit this post, i don't remember what I wanted to edit.... This brain of mine need exercise! ! ! SLEEEEEEEP! ! ! !

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posted by Elwyn at 6:27 AM | 4 comments

Friday, May 18, 2007

The Blogger Blogs Again! The Blogger Procrastinates With All His Might!

The blogger procrastinates with all he got. And this is a very bad bad bad thing to do you know, but this is how he keeps himself sane. Hehehehe.

To keep myself alive, I am now staying with Sue, the person who takes good care of me. Somewhat like a wife already, but still studying. Hahahahaha a wife. Thats why we would label our relationship as a love-hate relationship. More like husband and wife. Hahahahaha. Life is good here. The food is better, and the atmosphere here is also damn good. Hehehe, despite the assignments (which I must complete at least 2 - 3 pages by tonight), I feel damn relaxed at the moment, and don't wanna give a damn in the whole wide world (but I still do have to give a damn or else I get slaughtered). Sooo, in this paragraph, I would love to give my greatest gratitude who has been taking good care of me (and my welfare in terms of two of my greatest sins; lust and gluttony) to Sue. You made Mr Smith even bigger everyday we are together (Mr Smith is the nickname that my stomach has received from Sue's housemate Hui Shan and Mr Smith was originally getting bigger but at a slower rate, but with even more care from Sue it has grown bigger). I guess it is time to give Mr Smith a good workout before Mr Smith becomes toooo un-proportionate to my body. Hehehe. Here's a pic of a food I recently took liking to in Australia, Chicken Parmageana.

It is a very nice food you know that chicken above. It is tender, its juicy, and its not too cheesy. Just right in every way. Hahahaha. Now this paragraph will be dedicated to the VU girls back in Malaysia, and by now most of you (my readers) would have known that I am a perverted bastard with a very weird hobby of guessing girl's bra sizes. And in this paragraph, I shall be doing that based on my memories of the girls back in VU Malaysia. Hehehehe, I am pretty sure most of the girls who are reading this will find it extremely disgusting or disturbing to know a friend doing such things. As for the girls name, i shall be only using their initials, and hopefully no one really knows them. Hehehehe, I am indeed evil! Evil is good i must say. Hahahaha. So the girls back in VU Malaysia are

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Miss TSC, Miss OSR, Miss LSX, Miss TPY, Miss DS, Miss NSL, Miss LLY. These 7 unlucky girls are gonna have their bra sizes (based on my guess) announce in my private blog which i reckon wont be public by the end of the year if things goes my way. Sooo i shall now annouce them and again drumrolls please !!!

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Hahahaha with all this suspense, I am sure to see some girls (especially the girls who are on the list) really panicking whats with me and bra! Hehehehe... Continue drumroll please!!
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Alright, enough with the suspense, i shall announce it now! Owh before i forget must put in a disclaimer or else kena sue!

Disclaimer:
The statements about the bra sizes below are based on guesses by the author of blog and would not be accurate at any point in time. The statements could not be used against the author in any legal suit as the statements are merely guesses and are not meant for defamation of any parties included in the statement. If other parties other than the author uses the statements, please feel free to pursue legal matters against the parties who misuse the statements made. The statements of the bra sizes of course would represent the author's love and fetish for breast. In this final line of the disclaimer, please forgive the author for his extreme bluntness in the statements below.

With the disclaimer set up, I shall be able to begin the bra sizing of the VU girls in Malaysia. I would like to point out that, most of the girls would usually underestimate the sizes of their bra and wear the wrong sizes, and this is a common mistakes. And by research, I have read that nearly 70% - 80% of women wear the wrong sizes of bra. So please if there is an expert who is able to help you in you finding a bra, please let them know.

Hahahaha suddenly i promote about proper bra wearing. What a freak I am. Hehehehe. Well, the first girl to fall victim would be Miss LSX. I would like to comment that her size would be pretty big most probably a D cup, but most probably she might be wearing a C cup bra. This is like I have said before, girls have the tendency to underestimate their bra sizes for a reason which I could never understand. Hehehehe, i didnt give the exact bra size, but a normal estimate as you can see.

The next would be Miss DS, whom i would say be a C cup, as i guess she would be wearing a C cup bra as well. Good for her. Miss TSC on the other hand also seems to be a C cup, but the bra size, I can't really say for sure. Miss LLY might probably be a B cup, but i could never tell for sure. Hehehe. Miss OSR on the other hand is a B cup as well. This should be nearly correct guess. Then we come about to Miss NSL, whom I guess to have a C cup bra size breast. And the last person on the list would be Miss TPY, whom I am really guessing to be wearing a A cup. Luckily it isn't AA cup. Well there you go, the estimate bra sizes of the VU girls back in Malaysia. I am sure I have made alot of girls despise me, but I guess it would be something I knew would happen when I open my mouth about this topic. Looks like I am gonna have my hands full here, something like how full my house sink at Footscray is in the picture below.

Yes this kind of things happen in my house which i stay not many days in a week. Hehehe, but it shall always be the hottest place in Melbourne during autumn for me. My house corridor is cold, I can't walk outside my room without having a jacket on. Thats for sure. Room nice and warm, with heater on nearly everytime I am in the room. Hehehehe. This paragraph shall now go to the girl whom I promise her 1st tattoo. But of course I must be there. I wanna see people in pain, as it is my love and joy to see others in pain. Its a beautiful sight for me. Soooo Miss Jocelyn, I hope you would react in time to this offer, as I offered it 3 years from early this year. Well I certainly can't wait to see you in pain thats for sure. Sue didn't give me the pleasure, so I need others especially friends! Somehow to see people hurt really makes me happy, so this is how sadistic I am. Like the egg below, it had blood in it, yet I did not take the pleasure of eating it as I am not an animal sadist, I am a people sadist. Hahahaha.

You can see the yolk is bleeding. The egg white was also tainted with blood I tell you. It broke my heart because I then had to eat my 2 packets of Indo Mee with only 1 egg. ITS DAM SAD I TELL YOU! This paragraph would now be dedicated to those who already has a partner/lover/bf/gf/whatever you wanna call it. It is good to know there are a number of couples here who reads my blog. Lets see, the girls would be (as of current who has access to my blog) such as Miss Dee, Miss Soo Imm, Miss Jess, Miss Shirley, and Miss Yee Li, and of course the only guy, Mister Typlo the Jerome. Wana say be happy with who you are with! Enjoy it as much as you can, and there are always ups and downs, but be sure that you listen to both your heart and brain, to ensure a long lasting and fun-filled relationship. Never neglect an important part of relationship of course, the lust factor is always important in the later part of the relationship and with it communication. Without communication and the lust factor, maybe something is wrong with the relationship. Hehehehe, soooo take care and have funz. I just cant wait for the stupid Aslam to bloody move out of the house and let the internet be restored to its true glory! And to end this, i would show you the picture of the sign her made during the no internet period. Enjoyz!!

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posted by Elwyn at 9:08 PM | 8 comments

Friday, May 11, 2007

Its time to blog ! ! !

Time to blog, time to blog! Yeah yeah, good news, Mr Aslam (the server proxy mother fucker) shall be leaving the house at the end of the month meaning FAR BETTER INTERNET SERVICE! No more restriction I hope and also the fact that I have to pay more for the internet. BUT!!! I don’t mind the extra charges as long as the restrictions are off. Muahahahaha, boy am I a sick psycho. Why did I say that! Its because I love to say it very much!

With assignments dawning on me, I am into the assignment mode. With the helps of my lovely friends back at Malaysia, I was able to pull a 1 nighter doing the IPM (Investment Portfolio Management) assignment under 12 hours (other activities included such as eating dinner, whining and shitting). This was of course once done in the house where Sue and her housemates reside. It took me a lot of energy as I worked from 4 on the Friday evening all the way to 3 on a Saturday morning. To make it more understandable, 4p.m. till 3a.m. and that is how it was. Ultimate concentration with help from superiors such as Miss Thor and Miss Shirley. To put their name in full, they are Miss Thor Sze Ching and Miss Ong Sheau Ruh. My utmost appreaciation to them for all their help in helping me complete my part of the IPM assignment. Without them, I dunno what shall I do.

As for my group partners, there is another asian who is quite worried about the assignment, and also another partner, an andmoh partner. Now that angmoh is a mother fucking cibai! That fucker has too much of a carefree attitude with him saying along this line ‘still two weeks to go till it’s due, no need to worry’, and walk off after class. This is because we meet up after lecture you see. Then a week ago on Thursday, again we meet up, the other asian dude was pointing out what was needed of us to complete the assignment. The angmoh just took a look at it, and he says something along this line ‘I shall read up on what we need to do and I will get back to the both of you’, and again walked off, but not before we (the other asian dude and myself) pointed out that we needed to finished it soon as we have other assignments to do as well. So the angmoh asked how many subjects we are taking and we answer 4 each. We then asked him how many subjects he was taking and of course his answer was 1. YES BLOODY FREAKING ONE SUBJECT FOR THIS WHOLE SEM! And yet he couldn’t do more research than both of us. What a piece of shit!

Alright, its forgivable since he might be working in my own mind. But on the Thursday evening he emailed me and the other asian dude to send him our part, and straight away in my mind, WHAT THE FUCK!!! He expected us to already start when we wanted to distribute the work but he just walked off saying there is no reason to worry. That mother fucker should not deserve to live! But I understand, there are such people around, but this is not how you want to leave an impression on others. Yes indeed and so I began rushing for that assignment as I have stated above I have done it within a time of 11 hours to be exact! And since I’ve done that, I am now gonna rush for my other 3 assignments, 1 due in this coming week, another due the following week and the last one which we (the people in the class for CLD) receive an extension to hand in our assignment the week after that following week. To put it in simpler terms, 1 due in this week, 1 more due in next week, and 1 more due in next next week.

I am here blogging on the pretense to relax before starting my work again. Or so I say, but I have promised myself that I shall finish this other assignment by tonight. A self promise that I shall keep just like the assignment before this!

On a totally different note, my room is in a total utter mess. Totally messy! Havent been cleaned for ages. Laziness took the better of me. But it is still livable.

Now I shall stop and relax a little bit more with some other activities. See ya!

posted by Elwyn at 10:42 AM | 8 comments

Friday, May 04, 2007

Out of Boredom ....

Out of boredom and with the intention of procrastinating, I am here blogging. Though I seem to be having a bad writers block, but I don’t want to do my work. Indeed this is tough. Haihz, what is to become of me with this attitude ehh. Nothing!!!!

Well I know I am suppose to be posting some videos or some pics, but the quality of my pics aren’t excellent, and I don’t really have much pic for me to post as well. And I was also suppose to take video but I am soooo lazy. Haihz, it’s a Friday night and I am home in my room with my clothes drying after I just washed them. And it is in the middle of the night. So here comes the heater to help in the drying process of course. Maybe I should put a pic of my clothes drying in my room. But my room is simply in a bloody mess. I am totally un-productive. Money saving seems to be working. I guess. Just have to see how it goes over the next month or two. Haihz, being financially tight sucks me dry. Im so drained from the fact that I don’t have money. Im basically living off Maggi Mee, Indo Mee with egg, and also Nutella with bread. This is indeed the cause for the downfall of my stomach. My stomach as it is wasn’t really healthy when I was back in Malaysia as constantly having food poisoning. Maybe all those food poisoning made me stronger (in my stomach). But mentally I wasn’t prepared for the food aspect.

But this is how the poor shall survive. Having restricted things to cook, being that I don’t really know what is really a good thing to cook. I was going to cook some spaghetti with some nice sauce (bottled Bolognese sauce definitely!). But I just didn’t had the appetite earlier as I was having some really bad stomach discomfort. But now my stomach is slowly getting better and the appetite is building up (thanks to the Maggi Mee Asam Laksa flavour, the sour-ish taste really made it good for my stomach). Now I guess I should cook some Indo Mee as it would be easier than cooking spaghetti (for the fact that my beef is still frozen in the freezer as I didn’t expect that I would be eating it). So I shall be back, and continue this damn boring post of mine.

Loooooooooooong after I finish eating, and washing and farting, and also eating some more, and chatting like a dumb fuck. I am back to continue this boring post of mine. The journey of MaS is gonna get very very boring! Well, what have I been up to? Well nothing much except for the fact that I have been a frequent visitor of the library, but not for their borrowing or books facilities, but more of their internet facilities! Yes, The MaS is an internet freak! Soo I would always pack my lunch to go at home. What’s my lunch, you might ask. Well it is Nutella with bread till I even shit out a look alike of the Nutella. Wanna try that out? Hahahaha! The internet there is HEAVEN! But of course there is always the time limit unlike Mr Typlo with the 24 hour comp lab! That shall be my grave!

Owh, I am back in my own room in Footscray this weekend and not in Frankston. With the effect of assignment, things might be extremely scary, and I don’t want to go thru that again. Anywayz, with that I am just a psycho on the loose doing all kinds of shit. Even to the point I just had to argue with miss SHUI XIAN! Boy did I had fun from that. The angrier she became, the happier I became as well. It works sooo well, and this is how flamers generally feel. If I didn’t get the sense of anger, I would have find it boring and stopped. But people naturally tend to react in the way of their instinct which is to fight back a dumb fuck with all kinds of vulgarities. There is a very good example, but sadly is was taken off and generally the flamer must have gotten the joy out of the dumb fuck instinct reaction. Of course I got the same, but it soon grew dull as she really couldn’t get back at me at all, leading to her submission to defeat! Victory in the name of The MaS! It was sweet victory! There is a way I handle all these flamers, but there isn’t a need for me to do so with my blog currently being private for at least another 2-3 months period before it shall be released from the dark. Why for this action? I am not too sure about it myself, but of course I have to clean my pic bit here and there and also clean up my blog a little. And then it should be out and free to the whole world. Indeeed this is the way how things should be!

I can’t believe I didn’t post this post earlier and without realizing this, I went to shut down my comp without saving it. Luckily I was typing it on Microsoft Words and most of it was saved. I am of course now typing this in uni because of reason I have no idea of.

Wahahaha, sooo lets put an end to this 1 and put in a new 1!

posted by Elwyn at 7:11 PM | 4 comments