The blogger procrastinates with all he got. And this is a very bad bad bad thing to do you know, but this is how he keeps himself sane. Hehehehe.

To keep myself alive, I am now staying with Sue, the person who takes good care of me. Somewhat like a wife already, but still studying. Hahahahaha a wife. Thats why we would label our relationship as a love-hate relationship. More like husband and wife. Hahahahaha. Life is good here. The food is better, and the atmosphere here is also damn good. Hehehe, despite the assignments (which I must complete at least 2 - 3 pages by tonight), I feel damn relaxed at the moment, and don't wanna give a damn in the whole wide world (but I still do have to give a damn or else I get slaughtered). Sooo, in this paragraph, I would love to give my greatest gratitude who has been taking good care of me (and my welfare in terms of two of my greatest sins; lust and gluttony) to Sue. You made Mr Smith even bigger everyday we are together (Mr Smith is the nickname that my stomach has received from Sue's housemate Hui Shan and Mr Smith was originally getting bigger but at a slower rate, but with even more care from Sue it has grown bigger). I guess it is time to give Mr Smith a good workout before Mr Smith becomes toooo un-proportionate to my body. Hehehe. Here's a pic of a food I recently took liking to in Australia, Chicken Parmageana.




It is a very nice food you know that chicken above. It is tender, its juicy, and its not too cheesy. Just right in every way. Hahahaha. Now this paragraph will be dedicated to the VU girls back in Malaysia, and by now most of you (my readers) would have known that I am a perverted bastard with a very weird hobby of guessing girl's bra sizes. And in this paragraph, I shall be doing that based on my memories of the girls back in VU Malaysia. Hehehehe, I am pretty sure most of the girls who are reading this will find it extremely disgusting or disturbing to know a friend doing such things. As for the girls name, i shall be only using their initials, and hopefully no one really knows them. Hehehehe, I am indeed evil! Evil is good i must say. Hahahaha. So the girls back in VU Malaysia are

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Miss TSC, Miss OSR, Miss LSX, Miss TPY, Miss DS, Miss NSL, Miss LLY. These 7 unlucky girls are gonna have their bra sizes (based on my guess) announce in my private blog which i reckon wont be public by the end of the year if things goes my way. Sooo i shall now annouce them and again drumrolls please !!!

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Hahahaha with all this suspense, I am sure to see some girls (especially the girls who are on the list) really panicking whats with me and bra! Hehehehe... Continue drumroll please!!
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Alright, enough with the suspense, i shall announce it now! Owh before i forget must put in a disclaimer or else kena sue!

Disclaimer:
The statements about the bra sizes below are based on guesses by the author of blog and would not be accurate at any point in time. The statements could not be used against the author in any legal suit as the statements are merely guesses and are not meant for defamation of any parties included in the statement. If other parties other than the author uses the statements, please feel free to pursue legal matters against the parties who misuse the statements made. The statements of the bra sizes of course would represent the author's love and fetish for breast. In this final line of the disclaimer, please forgive the author for his extreme bluntness in the statements below.


With the disclaimer set up, I shall be able to begin the bra sizing of the VU girls in Malaysia. I would like to point out that, most of the girls would usually underestimate the sizes of their bra and wear the wrong sizes, and this is a common mistakes. And by research, I have read that nearly 70% - 80% of women wear the wrong sizes of bra. So please if there is an expert who is able to help you in you finding a bra, please let them know.

Hahahaha suddenly i promote about proper bra wearing. What a freak I am. Hehehehe. Well, the first girl to fall victim would be Miss LSX. I would like to comment that her size would be pretty big most probably a D cup, but most probably she might be wearing a C cup bra. This is like I have said before, girls have the tendency to underestimate their bra sizes for a reason which I could never understand. Hehehehe, i didnt give the exact bra size, but a normal estimate as you can see.

The next would be Miss DS, whom i would say be a C cup, as i guess she would be wearing a C cup bra as well. Good for her. Miss TSC on the other hand also seems to be a C cup, but the bra size, I can't really say for sure. Miss LLY might probably be a B cup, but i could never tell for sure. Hehehe. Miss OSR on the other hand is a B cup as well. This should be nearly correct guess. Then we come about to Miss NSL, whom I guess to have a C cup bra size breast. And the last person on the list would be Miss TPY, whom I am really guessing to be wearing a A cup. Luckily it isn't AA cup. Well there you go, the estimate bra sizes of the VU girls back in Malaysia. I am sure I have made alot of girls despise me, but I guess it would be something I knew would happen when I open my mouth about this topic. Looks like I am gonna have my hands full here, something like how full my house sink at Footscray is in the picture below.





Yes this kind of things happen in my house which i stay not many days in a week. Hehehe, but it shall always be the hottest place in Melbourne during autumn for me. My house corridor is cold, I can't walk outside my room without having a jacket on. Thats for sure. Room nice and warm, with heater on nearly everytime I am in the room. Hehehehe. This paragraph shall now go to the girl whom I promise her 1st tattoo. But of course I must be there. I wanna see people in pain, as it is my love and joy to see others in pain. Its a beautiful sight for me. Soooo Miss Jocelyn, I hope you would react in time to this offer, as I offered it 3 years from early this year. Well I certainly can't wait to see you in pain thats for sure. Sue didn't give me the pleasure, so I need others especially friends! Somehow to see people hurt really makes me happy, so this is how sadistic I am. Like the egg below, it had blood in it, yet I did not take the pleasure of eating it as I am not an animal sadist, I am a people sadist. Hahahaha.




You can see the yolk is bleeding. The egg white was also tainted with blood I tell you. It broke my heart because I then had to eat my 2 packets of Indo Mee with only 1 egg. ITS DAM SAD I TELL YOU! This paragraph would now be dedicated to those who already has a partner/lover/bf/gf/whatever you wanna call it. It is good to know there are a number of couples here who reads my blog. Lets see, the girls would be (as of current who has access to my blog) such as Miss Dee, Miss Soo Imm, Miss Jess, Miss Shirley, and Miss Yee Li, and of course the only guy, Mister Typlo the Jerome. Wana say be happy with who you are with! Enjoy it as much as you can, and there are always ups and downs, but be sure that you listen to both your heart and brain, to ensure a long lasting and fun-filled relationship. Never neglect an important part of relationship of course, the lust factor is always important in the later part of the relationship and with it communication. Without communication and the lust factor, maybe something is wrong with the relationship. Hehehehe, soooo take care and have funz. I just cant wait for the stupid Aslam to bloody move out of the house and let the internet be restored to its true glory! And to end this, i would show you the picture of the sign her made during the no internet period. Enjoyz!!