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Here lies the story of an amateur. An amateur in almost everything. This shall be a page of limitless talks about his rants, journeys, and his forever amateurish undertakings. The amateur is called The MaS, and The MaS is none other than Elwyn. MaS is short for MaSaLaH, which came to hit me in the head! It came many years ago, and so it shall continue to be used till this day and in the future. But it seems that you might want to know my past. My past lies here. So if you ever wondered how i was, then you can always check on my old blog. So enjoy the post that i post up every now and then.

Well this blog would certainly be staying private forever after all, and hopefully when I am ready, I shall begin a new blog as how i hope i could begin a new life.


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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

BlooD BlooD !!!

Wooohoooooo, it is the 2nd time that I had a nosebleed here in Aussie. The first time would be when I just got here. The weather was hot and my hands were very itchy and just had to dig my filthy nose. Yes I know this is a bad habit of mine which I continue to do despite having multiple nosebleeds back in Malaysia. But this nosebleed of mine only happens to my right nostril. I think there should be a scaring of the multiple bleeding that happened before. Well, it seems that I recently had a nosebleed, and it seems to be the worse that I ever had so far. bleeding none stop more almost an hour. Notice I said almost, well you see, I didn't really count as to how long it was bleeding, but I kinda realize it kinda stopped when after I had a nose cooling. Where i breath in cold water through my nose to make sure that the blood wont flow as much. I previously tried to cool it off using some cold things I got in my fridge, which includes an empty glass bottle (where I store my cold water) and a bottle of mayonnaise. It was then I realize I needed to take a piss, so might as well go to the sink and cool my nose off with the cold water from the tap. Unlike the strong flow of the water, my blood dripped as furious as it could before I could get a tissue to stuff it up my nose like the picture belows depicts.





Those are the bloodstain that was on my floor. WAS on my floor before I cleaned it as it was already hardening. After a short clean up at the toilet, it was back to work for me, as I have an assignment due. MUST DO! Then only can pass ma! Not long after I had this uncomfortable feeling behind my throat and I forced myself to spit it out, or I should rather say, cough it out. Came out blood!!!!! I was coughing out blood.... look look! ! !





Yes it looks damn disgusting and stuff, and its all watery and stuff. That is because I coughed it out, not bleed it out. As it soo happened, I was hoping that the bleeding would stop when I lied down, but instead i started to drink the blood, and it could not go down all the way into the stomach as a result it was stuck at the back of my throat. So I just had to coughed it out. Hehehehe. And of course there will always be the aftermath of the blood war. Tons of tissue filled with hard evidence of blood leading to the murder of my right nostril. The blood was intense, but I was calm about it, and began to laugh. If life throws this kind of shit, take it calmly as possible, and things will slowly solve itself with a little helping hand from here and there of course. SOOOOO take that shit and dump it away like how I dumped all those evidence into my rubbish bin and yet left it there for the police to find it. Hehehehehe.



With that bunch of of blood laden tissue, I think all of you would think twice before digging your nose, BUT not me, as it is a natural thing for me !!! Hip Hip Hooray for the disgusting author!

Note: I remembered I had to change something to it, but the internet was soooo slow, by the time I got in to edit this post, i don't remember what I wanted to edit.... This brain of mine need exercise! ! ! SLEEEEEEEP! ! ! !

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4 Comments:

  • omg... CRAZYYYY

    And my printer ink almost finished! =( So fast! i should have bought 2 printer ink catridges like u

    By Blogger Sue Lin, at 5/24/2007 5:16 AM  

  • Poor Elwyn!!!

    Take care yoo...exams is coming!!!Good luck...

    By Blogger Valdez Lisa, at 5/26/2007 8:53 AM  

  • eh don't die in Australia, cost u hell lot to bring your body back, Virgin blue no route to KL yet, and AirAsia no route to Melbourne yet!

    By Blogger typlotion, at 5/26/2007 11:40 AM  

  • Sue, you la crazee go n print so many shit without configuring to fast draft every time you print.

    Ms Lisa, hahaha poor me? ? ? Dont think so, but now maybe poor me la, cos i cut my nails too short to dig my nose properly. So sad! You also take care and all the best for your exams!

    I wont die so easy from just a simple nosebleed la. Unless it doesnt stop bleeding for 24 hours then i think i die lor .... and once there are cheap flights back, then you can kill me.

    By Blogger Elwyn, at 5/27/2007 5:26 AM  

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