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Here lies the story of an amateur. An amateur in almost everything. This shall be a page of limitless talks about his rants, journeys, and his forever amateurish undertakings. The amateur is called The MaS, and The MaS is none other than Elwyn. MaS is short for MaSaLaH, which came to hit me in the head! It came many years ago, and so it shall continue to be used till this day and in the future. But it seems that you might want to know my past. My past lies here. So if you ever wondered how i was, then you can always check on my old blog. So enjoy the post that i post up every now and then.

Well this blog would certainly be staying private forever after all, and hopefully when I am ready, I shall begin a new blog as how i hope i could begin a new life.


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Sunday, April 29, 2007

Australia is a DANGEROUS place.....

Owh that is not how I should title my post this time as I can’t simply generalize that the whole of Australia is a dangerous place, what I really want to say is that Melbourne is a dangerous place! The first warning would be that be extremely friendly and always smile at people who are pissed drunk and freaking high on something they smoke but that doesn’t smell like smoke. Do you understand what I was saying in the last sentence there? I sure don’t, but I hope that you do understand it. Hehehe. Another warning is that, do not leave your food unattended. I repeat DO NOT LEAVE YOUR FOOD UNATTENDED! This is a fair warning for the citizens of Melbourne. But the problem is that there aren’t many readers who are from Melbourne for this blog of mine.

To touch on the first warning, I would like to warn, just don’t involved with those pissed drunk bastards who are too freaking high to have a straight mind. There were four guys and a girl who were pissed drunk and were busy screaming, and shouting and talking like a bunch of monkeys. They were also busy drinking and smoking. But they were doing it all in the wrong place that is for sure. This is because they were in the train! The Connex train that was taking me to Frankston. They were definitely smoking and also drinking alcohol in the train, but of course the silly and scared me just didn’t do much but just stared into the dark surroundings of the environment outside the train and try to smile a fair bit. Haihz, they later got into a fight, which got pretty violent with punches flying around in the train again. Of course those five people were taken off the train by the Connex officers! There were some other people from the train who went down with them (because they fight with them), but slowly one by one they ran away leaving only one guy to take the blame. It sure caused a fucking delay to the whole train!

Indeed a great first time experience to be experienced in Australia, oppsss, Melbourne to be exact. Well shall we move on to the second warning?!?!

Well like I said, DO NOT LEAVE YOUR FOOD UNATTENDED! This is because so happen I was eating in Hungry Jacks, and then I suddenly saw this guy, who was wearing a hoodie, came into the shop and suddenly just took the burger that was on the table left unattended by a guy whom I didn’t really know at that time yet. Okay okay, let me tell you what was on that table first. It was a Summer Stunner Meal consisting of a Whooper Jr (the burger), fries, a drink and of course a Storm (like McD Mc Flurry). Alright back to the story. So this guy came into the shop taking the burger, and was about to head out, but instead he turned back to the food and took a few fries to feed his mouth, then he was heading out again, but then he turned again, and took the whole bunch of fries and was about to head out again, but of course the meal wasn’t complete for him without the drink. And off he went with a complete value meal without him paying a single cent for it. The unlucky guy came back with his friend, only to find his whole meal was stolen form him. And of course he came to me asking did I see who took it, I told him the best description of the person that took it, but of course I can’t really tell much because he was wearing a hoodie. Indeed he wasn’t too happy about it, and was only left a few fries and his Storm (I can’t remember was it called that? People who are in Australia please correct me!). He seems too damn upset about missing his meal, of course he didn’t buy another meal. Such an unlucky guy.

I have been seeing a lot of this things lately. Is this a sign? I don’t know but I just want to be safe at the moment. So lets hope things would settle down a little bit more for me ehh. Alright la. This is all I can say at the moment. Lazy to type anymore. Got a long day ahead of me! Enjoyz! And the last warning! Don’t ever leave your food unattended, as you might never know when the food thief might strike.

8 Comments:

  • wow...so unexpected man!!! You know foreign countries especially those where white skin ppl stay will always give me the impression that they are very educated. It is so unbelievable that they do such actions...haha...
    Actually are they Vietnamese or local people?

    By Blogger Valdez Lisa, at 4/29/2007 6:15 PM  

  • They are local Australians, the one in the fight of course. As for the food thief, i wasn't too sure because i didn't get a good look at him with his hoodie and all. It happened in the city!

    By Blogger Elwyn, at 4/30/2007 6:11 AM  

  • eh, i come hear, i saw

    1) gang fight with 20 cars
    2) restaurant worker fight with ang moh customer in front of me
    3) people fight in tram, flying punch almost hit my friend,
    4)cheebye prostitute get pissed off for not getting customer
    5) a dumbass being handcrafted by police but still can melbourne shuffle,
    6) 2 girl fucking faint right in the middle of crown.

    alot alot weird stuff..hahahahahaha

    By Blogger typlotion, at 5/01/2007 5:55 AM  

  • 5) a dumbass being handcrafted by police but still can melbourne shuffle,??????????/


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What shit is that?

    By Blogger Sue Lin, at 5/02/2007 11:29 AM  

  • that dumbass duno convicted what crime, so being handcraft in front of Nike Melbourne.

    5 police around him make sure he dont run away, while waiting for police car to arrive.

    Before the police car arrive, he keep on provoking the polices and singing there. But i must admit he sing well :P JT's my love.

    then when the police car arrive, 2 police pull him up and wanna bring him over to the police car, while walk him to the car, there is a distance, and the entire distance he shuffle there and making those weird techno sound. Again, i have to admit that he shuffle well LOL.

    How freaking hilarious can Melbourne be? A must visit for everyone hahahahahaha.

    By Blogger typlotion, at 5/04/2007 10:07 PM  

  • Mr Jerome, is it handcuffed? or handcraft? Handcraft sounds more like the handy crafts that people make to sell. Such as pens and souvenirs.

    After careful anal-ysis ... it is safe to suggest that Australia is a crazee ass mutha fucking place. So watch out as you will never know when a crazee thing might happen around you, or maybe to you in Australia!

    By Blogger Elwyn, at 5/05/2007 5:05 AM  

  • HAHAHAAH, damn funny! U see such interesting thinhgs... so far in Frankston ppl ask money fr me, ask ciggarette fr me, do i look like i smoke!!!???

    And i was too busy laughing i didnt see handcraft! HAHAHAHA, even more funnier

    By Blogger Sue Lin, at 5/07/2007 12:37 PM  

  • pai seh pai seh typo typo, handcuff handcuff.hahahahah


    yes sue lin u looks like a smoker. My Marlboro still with you! You blardy smoker!

    hahahahahahahahah

    By Blogger typlotion, at 5/09/2007 1:27 AM  

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